That was going to be the message on the t-shirts when the rest of my office and I got waterboarded to see what the fuss is all about. Christopher Hitchens certainly gurned on about it -- but then he's a heavy smoker -- not to mention heavy -- and I think I counted to five before he dropped the metal objects to signal his distress to the guys who were demonstrating waterboarding on him.
Anyway, now that the amazing David Gushee has pronounced all Christians anathema if they agreed that enhanced interrogation techniques were justified, we should just put Just one more of David Gushee's anathemae on our shirts, or whatever the correct grammatical phrasing would be.
Friday, May 08, 2009
My Mom Got Waterboarded and All I Got was this Lousy T-Shirt
Labels:
Anathema,
Christopher Hitchens,
David Gushee,
torture,
Waterboarding
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